"Two villagers are taking a bath in the river.
Female: It's incredible how dirty you get. This part always smells sort of funny... let me rub it for you...
Male: Ha! Smells funny? You should smell yourself. You'll see. I'll get you all cleaned up and you're gonna tell the difference, stinker.
Female: No! No! Wait, not so fast!
While rubbing each other their arguing turns into panting. Their bodies get closer and their movements quicken.
Their panting turns into moaning, and their moaning becomes louder as it turns into screaming...
And then they breath heavily once more...
Female: …now you got me all dirty again..."
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